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Club Demotivational Poster

STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...

TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D

MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club

TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by copperpaul

Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am
LMFAO! This is gold!


TAGS: seal clubbing one hit wonder
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Dimytri

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:46 pm
Though this is violence upon animals, why do I find these jokes so hilarious? 5seals.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:58 pm
Vindication of the Grammar Nazis!
Dimytri - January 15, 2011, 11:56 pm
Thank you
motinet - January 14, 2011, 9:40 pm

fricken hilarious!


TAGS: jesus s fan club
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BennyChick - March 8, 2010, 5:22 pm
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:59 pm
put nicely
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:47 am
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the churches and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
big_hungry - August 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
hey- i'm in the fanclub in question. and i agree with the sentiment. some of us are unrequieted bozos.
BuZZbomb - July 4, 2009, 8:36 pm
Here's the actual Ghandiism: I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:48 pm
Hey yer right, Jmac0585. I think he even had it made into a t-shirt and some bumper stickers. That Ghandi was ahead of his time.
Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:49 am
There was a statement made by Ghandi that was pretty much the same.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:38 am
More of a fashion statement than anything.. Plethora was ruled right out by the way.. perhaps Plundering might have been appropriate
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhm, why does a skull need ONE eye-patch?
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:35 am
And our panel of judges would also have accepted "pandering". But they drink heavily during the commercial breaks.
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Crap.. I was trying for 'plebian'
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:30 am
Come on, motifakers... what's funny to you, may not be to another... you have to allow for that.
Sean - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am
With "prosaic" you could have nailed the trifecta! But two outta three ain't ... a trifecta!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:28 am
If you just played to one crowd, you wouldn't be Ron.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:26 am
*sigh* What's on channel ocho?
ThePirate - July 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Actually, I have STFU'pd. Was pissed because my wife just tore me a new one. then saw the poster.. so I ranted a bit.. but I did get to use the words patently and pedestrian in the same sentence.. Over it..not sure she is
Grammar Nazi - July 2, 2009, 12:06 am
just STFU, Pirate. This is the wrong place to whine.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
man. You too, RON, you cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
While I believe RON was just poking fun and doesn't have a mean bone in his body, as a devout atheist, ThePirate, I wll happily agree with you on the "No it didn't part." Anyone who "worships quietly" is not a valid public target. So take it easy, ...
ThePirate - July 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
No it didn't. Very offensive to those of us raised to worship quietly with our families and give back to our community. You have offended Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. Anything for a 5. How cheap, pedestrian and patently offensive. Ha Ha Ha.. so funny

1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.

TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT


2D - Who says we need 3D girls?

TAGS: clubbleach
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Sarteck

stormXIII - July 14, 2011, 6:18 pm
yet is she (as you can see on the pic's screen)
Derek - July 11, 2011, 3:19 am
Clever pic, but we do, we really do.

BOB - He has bitch tits


CLUBBING - Please don't. I are innocent!

TAGS: seal clubbing
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by wagner

The Goat - January 28, 2010, 3:26 pm
Most non-Canadians wouldn't get this one. The issue is clubbing baby seals (which are the only kind with white coats) out on the ice floes. They're not nearly so pretty when they're full grown...
soulknife20 - April 7, 2009, 4:48 pm
Yes, that is true LogicDude. Yet since they are cute, the bouncers will let them in any way.
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:56 pm
Baby seals are obviously underage...they have no business going clubbing in the first place.

STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place

TAGS: stewie family guy gay club alcohol party
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by guru_1986

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 3:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh look! It's a sexy party!
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 8:32 pm
It's a laser light show-thing. Not a lightsaber. Your bucket of fail's in the mail.
derbyt - September 28, 2008, 7:40 pm
am i the only one who notices the lightsaber on the right side?

WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.

TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:47 am
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Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am

IRONMAN 2 - Did You Want Extra Starch?

TAGS: tony stark fan club
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

azpete42 - May 23, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't this the version with Tony Starch?

Never Gonna Give You Up -


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Sean

sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.

FINISH HER! - Damn! What buttons do I press again?

TAGS: finish her mortal kombat damn fight club
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Walkerofskies - February 5, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice job. Good originality on the photo.
Dustin Marthington - December 9, 2008, 9:43 pm
your "fit to screen" option is selected y'know?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:53 am
ASA..thats how u turn me on...i think he's talking about the chick in the back.lmao.
Asa - November 7, 2008, 7:54 pm
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start

AMY WINEHOUSE - Looks like the "27 Club" just signed a new member


TAGS: boldly bear club spectacular failure
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 5:17 am
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry. Realised I went off-topic there. Great poster. Is that man dead now?
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:18 pm
Actually that's just given me an idea... Hope my next poster isn't rejected.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
Bless him. He did some good things as president. But he was only human, and as such, made the odd small mistake. Plus one HUGE one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:07 pm
Nixon was the one that said that if the President does it, it's not illegal, LOL.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:06 pm
And makes it that much funnier, too.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 1:50 pm
Lincoln or Roosevelt (Theo), one of them I think. Not Nixon, though, for sure.
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 11:47 am
Yosemite Sam?
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 11:01 am
If "speak softly and carry a big stick" doesn't work fast enough in a given situation, speak loudly, carry a bigger stick and use it! *hopes that someone will get the reference*



TAGS: club no ma am bundy
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by ronsart

funnyman37 - January 2, 2010, 7:22 pm
Fuckin' love that show. lol.
m16 - June 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
he's a good amongst men!
agdaniele - April 22, 2009, 2:40 am
A fine platform.

FRUSTATIONS? - Not anymore, just take it out on a baby seal

RULES - You probably should have made nine of them.

TAGS: swords assignment jet li fight club
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
Sweet, very sweet
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:48 am
Now he's joining the dead club. LMAO!!! 5L
MustyK - January 13, 2010, 5:50 am
Love It.....5 L's.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
I'm sorry, BOTH movies?
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:56 pm
Excellent poster Pro, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
5 Kobiasi's
Preacher Man - January 9, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hidden cameras? That explains the federal warrant and the angry mob!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:03 pm
The cameras are a mandatory and integral part of the Motifake experience.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
It's in the Motifake "terms and conditions," in REALLY small print.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:59 pm
You have camera's in my house? OH GOD!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm
pff. You act like you don't know about the spy cameras.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
I just watched BOTH of These movies the other day! Creepy.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
Fuckin' brilliant! lol "Ain't no rule that says I can't fillet your ass!" 5/5
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 6:43 pm
There is always a loophole. 5L

BABY SEALS - How can something this cute LIVE?!?!

TAGS: clubbin seals
Rating: 3.5/5

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nonanon - February 10, 2012, 12:10 am
on a side note, Eskimos should play baseball...
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
ROFLMAO! Everyone who played Overlord II will shit minions!!
TheSarge - November 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
It's not cute...it's a hat.
Das Ghoti - September 13, 2009, 10:57 pm
Something that cute cannot live, and soon enough, none will.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 8:24 am
I think his name is Club.
Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:56 am
Look close and its crying!
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:14 am
LET'S SING! When you kill a baby seal you don't kill'im for a meal...youkill'im just because you want to hear that sucker squeal! You hit'em in the head and you do it just for kicks...then you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin' sticks!
Cheeseman - June 1, 2009, 9:53 pm
Those eyes would make great eyes for teddy bears.


TAGS: phil fans movie forecast weather cult club punxsutawney
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more fucking weeks of this current shit...

CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday

TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am
now thats demotivational


TAGS: stonehenge clubs group organization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 3:15 pm
Good Play On Words 5 Future L's
Reality Lord - May 7, 2013, 6:33 am

Hubbard was their prophet but i thought tom cruise was their chosen one.

'HEY MACARENA...!!' - Come join me, dance with me.. And all you fellas chat along with me.....

TAGS: arabs dance sheiks arabian nightclub
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:21 pm
Funny...I like it. 4/5

LOCATION - Please Remember For Your Successful Self-Employment: Some Of Our Business Models Won't Work In The East!


TAGS: bitch club stfu motivational
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Does me being able to see nips make this NSFW?
Emperor Ché - October 19, 2009, 4:48 pm
Over 3291805000 members world wide!!!!
RONSART - October 18, 2009, 8:42 pm
This is pretty good too!

AWWWWWWW CUTE - get the club

TAGS: get the club
Rating: 3.2/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:30 pm
i lol'd

CHASTITY CLUB - The only member

TAGS: nerds club
Rating: 2.85/5

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obsidianmushroom - July 7, 2010, 11:52 am
i don't know wat u talkin' bout i'd mana-tap that

IF THIS LOOKS LIKE A TORTURE RACK THAN WELCOME TO THE INSOMNIAC CLUB. - If this looks like a torture rack than welcome to the Insomniac club.


TAGS: culos hearts diamond club spade
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by culos

autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:55 pm
This is perfect! Adding to faves lol
Airman - February 4, 2011, 5:28 pm
that's telling him
culos - February 4, 2011, 4:31 pm
At least we take the time for personal hygiene which can't be said for all of us.....When was the last time you washed the shit out of your tail Moo+???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 4, 2011, 4:10 pm
Don't you two always shave together after you wax each other and shower?
Airman - February 4, 2011, 4:02 pm
2 in the same week. LOL. It's ok C.. we have enough trouble remembering if we shaved this morning.
pieman - February 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great minds think alike. 127549

WHAT IS YOU ARE SAYING? - I do not know this.... Mile High Club.

TAGS: mile high club
Rating: 4.05/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 2:12 pm
me likes!! 5L

IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING - We'll never ever never see Mooooooooooo again

TAGS: new strip club
Rating: 3.36/5

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SO SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB - Oh wait...this posters been done already

TAGS: seal club
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2010, 12:49 am
Stop! Hammertime!



TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE - It really reminds me of a strip club. You spend all night tossing dollar bills at totally damaged goods...

TAGS: dollar store strip club dollars
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:02 am
LMAO off, so true so true!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 12:40 pm
yet at the store, you still can bring them goods h5me :)

ADVISE - “When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.” OK, But When Can I Use This?

TAGS: anger club resolved
Rating: 4.75/5

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dslohand - September 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
I keep thinking "get my sandwich bitch" but i fear another headache lol 5 lumps for sharing Thanks
rerun - September 17, 2012, 9:03 pm

Saturday nights are always a little off.
Vinxman - September 17, 2012, 10:08 am
Getting ready for a zombie apocalypse, or just a wild Saturday night?
GaryO - September 16, 2012, 9:17 pm


The Clubhouse -

TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)

BE READY GUYS...THIS AREA - will be covered with chicks, shortly. Take a sniff of this hoof Gordy! Aahhh yes, you're quite the ladies man Rusty.

XRAY GLASSES - They didn't work until I went to the strip club, those guys are totally smoking hot !

AND IN THE BASEMENT OF JUSTICE... - The first rule of Super Fight Club: Nobody talks about Super Fight Club



COMMON GROUND - we have found it

TAGS: motifakers stripclub
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree with B00BIES! ...I mean...with this poster...5.
Anonymous2 - July 21, 2010, 12:30 am
I'm not there, I forgot the cover charge.
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2010, 2:07 pm
Thank you Airman for putting me in a spot with a nice view.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 11:32 am
I got as many as I could before I ran out of room. You always leave someone out but not on purpose. Now I have a picture folder full of Motifake avatars.. lucky me. Still don't have them all though. Haar's has disappeared.
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
culos is on here, top R
GodsWorshipMe - July 20, 2010, 10:48 am
I'm on here and CULOS is not? There is an epic facepalm happening somewhere!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:10 am
If I see all these moti-guys there they definately have awesome, big, hot and spicy wings!! omnomnom
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 9:32 am
I'll go if they have good hot wings.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:30 am
TOC would never ever go there... and so would I! *cough*
CpnKangaroo - July 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
whose got the badger?
Derek - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Cubby must've arrived early (and Culos late)
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Just as filler pzy!
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 6:57 pm
Awesome, I'm included. 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one air.


TAGS: airplane sleep sex mile high club
Rating: 4.44/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:45 pm
Sorry honey, but just the thought...hey, got any Viagra?

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


TAGS: fanclub
Rating: 3.42/5

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT... - The one on the bottom-left is the oldest.

TAGS: ouran high school host club honey mitsukuni haninozuka
Rating: 3.05/5

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rerun - July 31, 2009, 8:10 pm

James always the leader in Timmy School.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 3:49 pm
Well thought out insult, James. You got me, I'm gay. How could you tell?
james - July 31, 2009, 3:08 pm
and your all gay
Flea - July 26, 2009, 11:13 pm
And the one in the middle is a girl.

THIS TUNNEL - It HAD to be done!

TAGS: good amp decent people club one lion tunnels ronsart
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by WTF

reason - October 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
Mark - March 1, 2009, 10:53 pm
There has to be some kind of screw up on this. This poster got about 200 votes in 10 minutes last night. Some us suspect some kind of cheating. The one below it in the Hall of Fame, although funny, wasn't up long enough to get 200+ votes. Sumtin funny!
ThePirate - March 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
How does a tunnel photo.. with 9 votes.. make the hall of fame?
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:53 pm
First, there is a distinct difference between me and this asshat that damn near stole my name. Second, I think ya'll are too easy on him. He should be anal raped with a pinapple (pointy end first).
Porcelina - February 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
Anal fucked by a corn cob... ouch.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:22 pm
... - I believe that "Scum WTF" has hijacked 4 of the top 5 spots. I don't know how it was done but I know that something wrong was done here.
... - February 28, 2009, 8:19 pm
your scum WTF. see you hi-jacked the top spots, and you get away with it. to bad. the admin should kick you off and bet you laughing at everybody, arn't you? I'm not the only one who knows what you did. hope you get anal f u c k e d by a corn cob.

JOHN'S NEW JOB - At the 'Hot & Foxy Nightclub' was not what he was expecting... Especially the costume... But the tip's made up for it.

TECHNOLOGY - makes joining the mile high club a scenic adventure

TAGS: mile high club airplane wonderwoman invisible
Rating: 2.57/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 7, 2010, 2:10 am
And it's tagged.
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:38 pm
Either he's stealing from Wonder Woman, or they've got a whole new generation of stealth fighters.


TAGS: dancer hott club music
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by HARRY

eagle - July 26, 2009, 8:25 am
TigerKid - January 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
The ugly ones up front?! That redhead is the best one!
Doomed - November 26, 2008, 2:27 pm
Why did they put the ugly ones in the front.
pervo - November 18, 2008, 6:01 am
Tell your boyfriend to wear a condom, Culos.
Culos - November 18, 2008, 4:30 am
A sandy bottom is abrasive to the dick
SomeoneNice - November 17, 2008, 6:57 pm


TAGS: club love nightlife hott wild cute woman
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by HARRY

not me - October 30, 2009, 6:56 am
boobs doese she have any? i'm nt seeing them.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 12:25 pm
Based on the dudes in the pic (my gay, I know * sigh *), I'd say this was posted by her #1 and indeed only fan.

CHEATING - Getting caught will make you do some crazy shit.

TAGS: tiger woods cheat cheating pain escalade elin golf club ass
Rating: 2.46/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
I lawled


TAGS: euchre once in a lifetime heart spade club diamond
Rating: 1.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Heh! Funny to see those who insist it's NOT Euchre have not checked the tags... :):)
Ace - June 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you guys serious...the game is Spades... Wow...
Flea - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Or Diamonds. Then again, if you have that hand, you should bid pretty damn high.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 1:13 pm
ROYAL FLUSH: You're a jack-off!
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 3:28 pm
I LOVE Bob Euchre! Best Sportscaster EVER!
Bug - July 25, 2008, 12:15 am
The games been around for a few hundred years, people all over the world will get this joke.
theryman - June 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I live in Cinci, and we play the best damn euchre game in the country.
Desiree - May 29, 2008, 3:38 am
You guys play Euchre in the northwest? I thought it was just in a VERY limited region of the midwest. Next time I'm in WA, I'm challenging you to an all-night Euchre match :-D
Chance - May 20, 2008, 7:46 pm
...And now one knows what this means unless they live in the Northwest.

MCBUSH - Isn't that some kind of Lesbian nightclub?

TAGS: mc bush john mccain gay lesbian night club
Rating: 1.89/5

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db - September 25, 2008, 3:37 pm
yea, its something mcdonalds has been working on to attract more of the gay community


TAGS: fight club
Rating: 1.86/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 10:17 am
DUDE! Shut uuuuuuup!!!
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 8:59 am
The Fight Club? ...OH! Shit.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:55 am
SHUT UP Woody...you're talking about the...you know!
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
bob Chin - February 3, 2009, 1:05 pm
I'd club this with a bat if I could. Keep this soap on a rope and hang yourself with it, pref in the shower, cause it good to leave a clean corpse

GRIP PRACTICE - Never a failed opportunity

TAGS: golf club grip
Rating: 1.67/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:47 pm
Krissie - October 11, 2009, 7:44 pm
lolman--Im speechless...
spacedog - October 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
Does the ladies version come with a funnel?
lolman - October 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Do you know the ironic thing? that is actually for your penis. Its hollow, and lets you go pee pee while you play, and not use the trees. The cloth is to cover your manhood. They sell quite well at my local golf shop. have fun carrying your pee around.

Aquarium -

Milestone -

TAGS: motifake gold club 1000 posters
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 9:40 pm
Thanks for all the comments...truly appreciate knowing so many others enjoy my warpedom(?).
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:20 pm
Congrats Miss P on faking a millennium.
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:08 am
Congratulations, Prissy. I bow before your determination...especially when you're wearing leather...
Ism - July 16, 2014, 2:33 am
I want an asterisk by MissPriss' name till she is tested for performance enhancers... great work Miss Priss
maoworks2 - July 15, 2014, 10:24 am
Well Done MissPriss, mao.
GaryO - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
And there she is, beautifully depicted as the muther of all moti…….well, Missy, looks like you are our very own (ahem) Mutherfaker. Congrats…..really…serious….not kidding.
ughomer - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
WTG, Pwissy!!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2014, 6:44 am
haven't seen a lot of these guys for a while
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:50 pm
Who you callin' old? Let me tell you...OMG! GOLD! Who do I thank for this honour? Well thanks to 2 of my other personalities and of course my psychiatrist that made this all possible!
Sho - July 14, 2014, 11:30 pm
Well done, Miss P :D

once again -

TAGS: garyo fight club
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 23, 2014, 12:56 am
That was my best Sean Connery...I’m rather huurt now.
steve1961 - August 23, 2014, 12:49 am
If you think it called puusy...I think I know what the problem is...
GaryO - August 22, 2014, 9:03 pm
Oh sure. Third wish; All the puusy I can handle……

nightclubing -

TAGS: nightclub party teenager immature hitting bottom
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 25, 2014, 4:53 pm
Glad you liked it, Gar. I think we all throughout our lives have that one friend just . . . . haven't done much to progress to maturity.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:12 pm
Got that right, cynic. Even at 25 it feels a bit stupid…and boring. At 64 it’s just loud, claustrophobic, and scary…not that I’d know…….

* Fan clubs * -

The Club -

new clubs -

You Know I'm Not Crazy -

MOTIFAKE - Is the place for you.

Sneaky People -

country clubs -

TAGS: golf country club sexist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


TAGS: unicorn club techno gay childhood
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:25 pm
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Sort of... I guess. I've heard.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
I hear the kids these days enjoy it. Is it anything like snow blowing?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
LOL! Been there, Ice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
Everyone has at least 1 redeeming quality.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
And of course dealing in ecstasy.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:29 pm
Warped Funny 5L


TAGS: the first rule of hair club
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm

great, now everybody knows...and I keep having to look over my shoulder


TAGS: golf course sandy sand trap club calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:50 am
thx! some fortunate circumstances lead to this text.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:40 am
Nice one skinny


TAGS: castaway seals don t like clubs
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Sea Lions.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:43 pm
Subtle. 5L
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:18 pm


TAGS: rerun ventriloquist comedy club
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - July 15, 2011, 7:58 pm

Hey, I resemble that
Sean - July 15, 2011, 7:05 pm
P.S.: I've seen his act. The dummy is the talented one. ba-dump-bump!
Sean - July 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
Ain't it ironic? A ventriloquist who can't read without moving his lips? (Ok "ironic" maybe is not the word, but we don't gotta better one to use here. No?)
rerun - July 15, 2011, 7:01 pm

I am now hitting the Howard Johnson circuit.
motinet - July 14, 2011, 10:53 pm


new experiences -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5

Penguins -

TAGS: penguin bear club
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2014, 2:31 am
Uh, poles apart.


TAGS: private club pow mia military vietnam
Rating: 3.4/5

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CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:33 am
Send in Chuck Norris!


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


TAGS: good amp decent people club one lion
Rating: 3.16/5

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whatukno - November 3, 2009, 10:44 am
YAY One Lion!
swansman - September 30, 2009, 1:37 pm
Cmon you got to admit that some tunnels are funny
RON - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Amen Mr. Canada!
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 12:47 pm
tunnels show such a lack of creativeness.
RON - August 31, 2009, 12:32 pm
Amen Omnia!
omnia - August 31, 2009, 6:07 am
voted 5. it's for the good cause. doom to all tunnels and tunnelmakers.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
This is starting to be needed again.... pay attention, good citizens!
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:43 am
thank christ
Havoc - May 26, 2009, 8:40 pm
RONSART - March 23, 2009, 7:05 pm
Needs to be commented on everyday!
Me - March 13, 2009, 1:04 am
I'm going to tunnel the fuck out of this!
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'm interested in Dr Timmay's country of origin. It's highly likely that us "silly Americans" have either saved his country's ass or bombed it. It's possible we've done both. As far as the puree, I'll pass. Drinking bile is not my style.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:38 pm
There's that smell again. I guess the Puree of Timmy is ready.
Dr Doom COmment - February 28, 2009, 6:31 pm
Seems you have nothing better to do but wake up and get trolled. Silly American, dont you have some arabs to be fighting fatty?
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
I can always count on you for a slightly different slant EGD. I'll still have to pass on the Puree of Doom. I'm trying to cut back on my intake of stupid.
Elder God Douchebag - February 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
It's supposed to smell that way. When you can't tell if it's bad meat or good cheese, then the puree is ready.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 11:51 am
Good Morning Breakfast Clubbers! I see were having Puree of Doom with our coffee this morning. I'm going to have to pass of that. It smells funny and I think it's spoiled.
Culos - February 28, 2009, 11:16 am
That'll do nicely, maybe afterward you can pin the card to the body....
Elder God Douchebag - February 28, 2009, 11:06 am
No, RON's got the cards. I just have the whole..Horrible agonizing death and soul harvesting part.
Culos - February 28, 2009, 10:03 am
Dr. Timmie please report at EGD's place, get your card and leave Motifake and the Internet forever. Thanks you.
Dr. Doom comment - February 28, 2009, 9:05 am
Americans get owned. Mark, die in a hole ya fat bastard.
Dr. Doom comment - February 28, 2009, 9:05 am
Americans get owned. Mark, die in a hole ya fat bastard.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 2:46 am
Oh well. By the way, Ron. I'm not used to Mr. it can be WTFO or if you like Sgt WTFO. thanks.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 2:09 am
Maybe Mr. Motifake needs to pull out the Ban button again. I would have to guess that he can view the voting times and IP address(es).
RONSART - February 28, 2009, 2:07 am
had a good run...now top rated posters being high-jacked to the top...hummm....not the first time top rated put there dishonorablely...life not fair...lol
RONSART - February 28, 2009, 2:04 am
MR. WTFO...from top rated to lost now...cheating done the opposite way...from top to lost...if one on another puter and not register can vote multiple...and I think if just not register...get on and off I guess a whole-bunch of times...oh well...
Mark - February 28, 2009, 2:01 am
WTFO - Thanks...I've already stopped beating my head against the wall. I just sent Ron a PM asking him what happened.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 1:56 am
Mark, don't waste your time on Dr dickhead. You can't get through to a "blame USA for everything moron". Ron, how did some asshat get that tunnel to the top rated list? I thought multiple voting was blocked.
RONSART - February 28, 2009, 1:27 am
ONE LION...will live on even if s h i t h e a d s did a cheating job of votes of this poster...hope the shame will keep with you forever!
Mark - February 28, 2009, 1:17 am
...just get the hell out of my country. You may now have the last word. I have grown tired of playing with you Dr. Timmy Comment. Please go eat shit and die.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 1:15 am
Well gosh...I guess I'd have to say that although I might be considered an "Ugly American," you would be just a simpleton. It's to the point now that I don't care who likes us or not. The world owes the USA a debt of gratitude. If you don't agree...
Dr. Doom Comment - February 28, 2009, 1:07 am
What If I told you I was American? That the type of American you are disgusts me and makes nations hate us, what then?
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:57 am
Yeah...you got me. But one fact remains. I'm an American and free. What can you say for yourself and your country?
Dr. Doom Comment - February 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Another American trolled. You really fail hard don't ya?
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:29 am
Whoa there Dr. Doom! You've cut me to the quick. You're right I have nothing left to live for because I'm fat. Oh wait...that's right I'm an American. I have everything to live for. It's you that's the scum of the earth. Have a nice life if you can.
Dr. Doom Comment - February 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
Your fat. Stfu, move on with your life, proud American
Mark - February 27, 2009, 7:08 pm
Clicking once yields two comments only if you click twice. You obviously are not of the "American Nationality," therefore STFU and have a nice day.
Dr. Doom Comment - February 27, 2009, 7:02 pm
Clicking once yeilds two comments appearently. And you are of the American nationality, therfore, go get bankrupt?
Mark - February 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
Dr. Doom - Having nothing intelligent to say is not improved by saying it twice.
Dr. Doom comment - February 27, 2009, 11:51 am
Yea...this poster fails move along people, nothing to see here..
Dr. Doom comment - February 27, 2009, 11:51 am
Yea...this poster fails move along people, nothing to see here..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:00 am
3% off any pizza at Famous Original Ray's ( or was that Original Famous Ray's?) Anyway, as a member, you won't be hated by everyone!
... - February 24, 2009, 2:31 pm
super to see someone with the balls to take-on the tunnelers...tunnels suck! Will always get my one vote! Does membership have other benifits?
RONSART - February 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
RONSART - February 22, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thank You Good and Decent People!
RONSART - February 21, 2009, 3:21 pm
Lost in the maze...but not forgotten!...GO ONE LION!!!!....lol
Wbsbin - February 19, 2009, 1:38 pm
Tunnel bait?? I think so.
Cameron Harris - February 18, 2009, 9:33 pm
I'm going to tunnel the fuck out of this.
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:11 pm
You seem obsessed with aliases and comments about all things "gay"...Freudian slips or what?
freaking fags - February 18, 2009, 6:15 pm
this crap is gayy
Rex Quicksilver - February 18, 2009, 2:51 pm
Rex Quicksilver has come to kill some tunnels!
Rex Quicksilver - February 18, 2009, 2:50 pm
Rex Quicksilver has come to kill some tunnels!
RONSART - February 17, 2009, 1:48 am
MWLF Nice to see u back...u must be working 2 jobs now...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 17, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah, I always 1-Lion tunnels, but the occasional one comes along that gets higher votes, and a few rare ones have gotten 5 lions from me. Still, they have to pretty awesome for that.
Ethan. - February 16, 2009, 10:25 pm
i totally made a tunnel of this. SUCK IT, TUNNELS FTW!
Porcelina - February 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
I think some tunnels are good.. Personally I've made a few decent tunnels
agdaniele - February 16, 2009, 7:26 pm
Makriev - February 16, 2009, 7:24 pm
I'm in. Time to kill some tunnel diggers
jetscream58 - February 16, 2009, 6:16 pm
I'm gonna tunnel the shit outta this.
BuZZbomb - February 16, 2009, 3:12 pm
Just like BoneCD, I made just one before I understood the unspoken rules. No more for me.
BoneCD - February 16, 2009, 11:12 am
I've done one...so somebody should spank me PLEZZZ
Bob from Toronto - February 16, 2009, 10:56 am
If this is not an invitation for a tunnel, I don't know what is.
baiao - February 16, 2009, 10:53 am
I swear to vote one lion on all god damn tunnels is see... so help me god!
Elder God Douchebag - February 16, 2009, 10:26 am
I shall wager one soul on within a week.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:44 am
I will vote one lion or less for all tunnels. Down with tunnels! Death to all tunnellers! How long do you think it will be before some dim wit makes a tunnel of this poster?
Culos - February 16, 2009, 4:22 am
I took the pledge, don't have to change my voting behavior though, always only had one poodle for tunnels.
MustyK - February 16, 2009, 4:10 am
Well Done Ron - 5 Lions For You, and 1 for the Tunnellers.
James Mcmaster - February 16, 2009, 3:49 am
Im am now officially a member of ONE LION
Anon - February 16, 2009, 3:36 am
I, Anon Y. Mous, am a member
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:07 am
I,m a member...
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:53 am
Another hell yeah. I don't know if I qualify as good and decent though.

THEY SAY IT'S BAD TO WEAR AN UMBRELLA IN THE HOUSE - They never said anything about a golf club

REDUNDANCY - Just because you repeat a certain rule doesn't mean people still are not going to break it

FIGHT CLUB - You wish you had these kinda balls!!

TAGS: fight club
Rating: 2.06/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - September 8, 2008, 1:07 pm
The first rule about my fucking balls, is don't talk about my fucking balls. No, I haven't seen the film, so I think my quote is wrong, but meh.
... - July 11, 2008, 7:36 pm
Don't Talk about... Don't talk about What, again...? I don't remember..


motimachine -

TAGS: health club
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - November 6, 2014, 9:22 pm
So that's how it works, and I've been wasting my time with all that exercise. 5L

Hunting Club -


TAGS: sayings winter polar bear club
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:18 pm
Oh hun, ya got the PM then saying you were the inspiration for the poster! You can take back your 5L's now if you like :(
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:16 pm
And like a turtle, eventually he pops his head out again...eventually teehee.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 1:15 pm
Down periscope. 5L
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:12 am
Like a frightened turtle

RISKY DANCE CLUBS - Roll the dice then play thorough with the hand that you are dealt.